An Elderly Woman’s Logic

The elderly woman was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her  hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind.  A gentleman  approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam.  I don’t intend to be  forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high  wind?”
“Yes, I know,” said the lady, “I need both hands to hold onto this hat.”

“But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!” said the  gentleman in earnest.  The woman looked down, then back up at the man  and replied, “Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just  bought this hat yesterday!”

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