The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed “Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality,” or more commonly known as S.I…N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6.Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required..

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload

your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers’ Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

W A RNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!


P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by ‘Knee mail’.


History in N25 Bukit Selambau-Malaysiakini


A total of 15 candidates are standing for the N25 Bukit Selambau By-Election to be held on the 7th of April 2009.

S Ganesan (BN),  S Manikumar (PKR) and 13 Independents
(Radzi Md Lazim, 54,  Khamis Awang, 32, L. Sarala, T. Chandrarajan, R. Loganathan,  A. Jayagopal,  S. Moganakumar,  Michael,  Tan Hock Huat, Mohd Fazil Abdul Wahab,  Anuar Abdul Hamid,  Husaini Yaacob, and Abdul Rahim Abu.)

Earth Hour 2009 – Malaysia

Courtesy from thestar online..


An aerial view of Hulu Langat where Malaysian landmarks including the KL Tower and Petronas Twin Towers observed a “lights off” hour from 8.30pm in conjunction with 2009 Earth Day.


Sub-editors at The Star Publications working in the dark during 2009 Earth Hour.


Menara Star in Petaling Jaya observed a ‘lights-off’ hour in conjunction with 2009 Earth Hour from 8.30pm to 9.30pm


Residents of Perumahan Polis Desa Tasek swtiching off their lights in conjunction with Earth Hour celebrations.


The Star Online joins in the 2009 Earth Hour celebrations – 28 March, 2009

Self Esteem


Stop comparing yourself with others.
There will always be some people who have more than you and some who have less.
You are unique and your purpose is to express your uniqueness. Who can do that better than you?


Stop diminishing yourself with negative judgments.

You can’t develop high self-esteem if you repeat negative phrases about yourself and your abilities.


Avoid perfectionism.

Perfectionism paralyzes you and keeps you from accomplishing your goals.


Surround yourself with positive, supportive people.

When you are surrounded by negative people who constantly put you down, your self-esteem is diminished.


Acknowledge yourself.

Get yourself a beautiful booklet, and write in it every night, before going to sleep, 20 things you did well during the day. Big or small, doesn’t matter, as long as you allow yourself to feel acknowledged.


Give more of yourself to those around you.

When you do things for others, you are making a positive contribution and subsequently begin to feel more valuable, which, in turn, lifts your spirits and raises your own self-esteem.


Get involved in the work and activities that inspire you.

It’s hard to feel good about yourself if your days are spent in work you detest.
Even if you cannot leave your present work situation immediately, you can still devote leisure time to hobbies and activities, which you find stimulating and enjoyable.



Be true to yourself.

Live your own life – not the life others have decided is best for you.
If you’re making decisions based on getting approval from friends and relatives, you aren’t being true to yourself and your self-esteem will suffer as a direct consequence.


Solve problems.

Don’t avoid problems, and don’t complain about them.
Treat them as challenges and opportunities for growth.


Respect your own needs.

Recognize and take care of your own needs and wants first.
Identify what really fulfills you – not just immediate gratifications.
Respecting your deeper needs will increase your sense of worth and well-being.


Free yourself from “shoulds”.

Live your life on the basis of what is possible for you and what feels right to you instead of what you or others think you “should” do.
Discover what you want and what you are good at and take actions designed to fulfill your potential.


Take action!

You won’t develop high self-esteem if you sit on the sidelines and avoid challenges.
When you take action – regardless of the result – you feel better about yourself.
When you fail to move forward because of fear and anxiety, you create frustration and dissatisfaction within yourself.

A woman should know…

1. How to fall in love without losing yourself.
2. How you feel about having kids.
3. How to quit a job, break up with a man and confront a friend without ruining the friendship.
4. When to try harder and when to walk away.
5. How to kiss in a way that communicates perfectly what you would and wouldn’t like to happen next.
6. The names of: the secretary of state, your great-grandmother and the best tailor in town.
7. How to live alone, even if you don’t like to.
8. How to take control of your own birthday.
9;. That you can’t change the length of your calves, the width of your hips or the nature of your parents.
10. That your childhood may not have been perfect, but it’s over.
11. What you would and wouldn’t do for money or love.
12. That nobody gets away with smoking, drinking, doing drugs or not flossing for very long.
13. Who you can trust, who you can’t and why you shouldn’t take it personally.
14. Not to apologize for something that isn’t your fault.

Happy Woman’s Day


Women are amazing creatures
Moulded with dazzling features
Women are an object of mystery
Have their own place in history

Women are great
They make the best dates
Except when they turn up very late

Without women
What will become of us?
No more noises on the bus
No one to make all the fuss

Without women
What will become of men?
Who will teach them,
How to behave and learn?

Women are the spicy ingredient of romance
Women are the juicy parent of importance
Women are a heavenly treasure
The epitome of human pleasure

Without women
Would this earth have survived?

Without women
Imagine how many will feel deprived

Women are simply delicious
Beware they can be serious
Especially when suspicious
And turn to Mrs Vicious

Women are priceless
Without women
Life will be without spice
Simply lifeless